Dowdy Woodfucker This might be the smallest woodpecker in North America. Who knows? It’s like a small version of a real woodpecker, but that doesn’t make it any less aggravating when they start drumming on a tree.
You may find this dick in your backyard eating seed or suet from your feeder, because I guess he’s too lazy to dig bugs out of trees if there’s an alternative.
Description:Smaller than a robin, but just as dumb.
my favorite thing about Assassin’s Creed Odyssey is that, despite there being nothing wrong with Alexios’ character, everyone is nuts for Kassandra. It’s so fucking funny
Just a heads up that although I love talking to people I immediately delete all hateful anon asks and block their senders. From the moment I hit that ignore button you will no longer be able to send me questions/asks/requests from your current account ever again regardless of whether you are on anon or not. If you're cool with that then hate on. If not, and you're just feeling upset/angry/unhappy/whatever and need somewhere to vent those emotions, why don't you send me an ask (on anon or off) telling me you want to tell me/chat about/discuss ___ and we can talk? I don't know much but I can listen.